{"id":199,"date":"2019-09-16T16:11:47","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T16:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/honeyrand.com\/staging\/3053\/?p=199"},"modified":"2024-06-09T19:32:35","modified_gmt":"2024-06-09T19:32:35","slug":"tip-them-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/honeyrand.com\/staging\/3053\/2019\/09\/16\/tip-them-well\/","title":{"rendered":"Tip them well"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6097b818dbb34e9e9638e238297a9145\">We saw the movie Hustlers. First, let me say I love Jennifer Lopez. I wish that at 50 I had the ambition and money it takes to maintain your 30-year-old body\u2026or booty. Still, last night on Stephen Colbert she talked about how hard it is to pole dance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-44208650e095969bd67fd1240ff935ad\">It reminded me that many years ago\u2026.2010, I got a Groupon and took several women from the office and a friend, Phoenix McKinney to a pole dancing lesson. I was older than everyone except Phoenix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-05a040730ff277deb9af90588995e6b9\">It became very clear that pole dancing is hard work demanding strength and coordination. At the time I was a racquetball player and runner. Pretty fit. Anyway, as the lesson proceeded it seemed that I was the only one of us who could get up on the pole and twirl (swirl?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-67ed77d50cab0e1868308bf3ecf894ad\">Because I could, I did it over and over and over again. I felt strong even though it was clear I couldn\u2019t do what the teacher could, I could do much more than everyone else. So I did. Again and again and again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-31f3b71240c242f6263732963bf45140\">The next night, we had a staff event at Side Splitters, a comedy club, to laugh together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d2a00c8de75df503d8b5153a9d265ca8\">\u201cAre your arms sore?\u201d I asked. \u201cNo,\u201d each said in turn\u2026 \u201cI\u2019m just fine,\u201d in those words or others.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9b9e505a50f910ef0ac422a8d41fc496\">There was a two-drink minimum. Because of showing off the day before\u2026I couldn\u2019t move my arms to bring my drink to my lips. 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