{"id":587,"date":"2023-05-20T22:17:32","date_gmt":"2023-05-20T22:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/honeyrand.com\/staging\/3053\/?p=587"},"modified":"2024-06-09T02:28:23","modified_gmt":"2024-06-09T02:28:23","slug":"using-the-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/honeyrand.com\/staging\/3053\/2023\/05\/20\/using-the-toilet\/","title":{"rendered":"Using the Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9cecfbc2dbc042b1e73d9365bb17b816\">When I was young, my mother considered using a replaced toilet as a planter in the front yard. She thought it would be funny. Then again, we both thought it was funny when she\u2019d have a little too much to drink and \u201ctrim\u201d the gardenia bush to a nub. Is humor inherited or acquired? Maybe both. Anyway, when I saw this article about turning old toilets into reef balls, I flashed back to our Sarasota house, the one I grew up in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d6b5a9fc788a1094b025675917c56bcb\">A new pilot program through Tampa Bay Water and Tampa Bay Watch aims to turn old toilets into oyster reef balls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-deb5bc36d42ee957bab146991bea4ee6\">Putting an old toilet to good use is smart, but it doesn\u2019t have the curb appeal of one in the front yard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4b813c80e3088b7ed6b3692739379b30\">#recycling #toilets #toilet #gardening #funny #neighbors<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcactionnews.com\/news\/region-pinellas\/toilet-to-reef-a-unique-recycling-program-turning-your-old-potty-into-an-ecosystem\">https:\/\/www.abcactionnews.com\/news\/region-pinellas\/toilet-to-reef-a-unique-recycling-program-turning-your-old-potty-into-an-ecosystem<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was young, my mother considered using a replaced toilet as a planter in the front yard. 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