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Most of us have been #coupled for some time or respectfully #uncoupled for a while. Still, I can remember a time when I would have taken advantage of a program like this. It\u2019s right up my alley. Do something good, something fun, and have your say at the same time. To those #boyfriends who didn\u2019t make the cut I say, \u201cIf only I could have skipped the #emotional departures, just dropped the rope and fed your #roachy butt to deserving #wildlife.\u201d #roach<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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